goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

(via orbitaway)

meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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(Source: meladoodle, via dreamersneverlose)

lifewithoutrory:

"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"

(Source: samuel-matthew-halliday, via decoratingcoffinswithglitter)

Charmander