instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

(via twistedtorture)

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

(via never-forgetting-to-be-awesome)

Charmander